bear bear

topic posted Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:14 PM by  offlineshekky
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my two year old cat bear bear has recently taken to sitting motionless, staring at the kitchen stove. what is he trying to tell me?
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shekky
SF Bay Area
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  • Re: bear bear

    Sat, November 7, 2009 - 5:46 AM
    He wants you to bronze him.
    • Re: bear bear

      Sat, November 7, 2009 - 7:37 AM
      he is trying to tell you that he can see dead peaple and there all over your house "mostly they seem to like to cook"
      i say kick em out for not paying rent and if you must burn it down baby
      • Re: bear bear

        Sat, November 7, 2009 - 10:47 AM
        He likes the echo effect in there and wants you to let him in so he can sing.
        • JM
          JM
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          Re: bear bear

          Sat, November 7, 2009 - 10:52 AM
          Unless you're a trained veteranarian, the safest and most humane thing you can do with a lost bear in an urban area where it might harm your or your loved ones is to shoot it. Especially if there are two of them.
          That's what Americans have guns for.
          • Re: bear bear

            Sat, November 7, 2009 - 12:14 PM
            Dang! All this time, I've been using my guns for the wrong thing. Thank the gods that I have this Tribe!

            I want to see a picture of Bear Bear, Shekky, you big tease.

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