My two co-workers are in a screaming match down the hall. What should I do?
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Re: Quick
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 11:15 AMIf that doesn't work, call Homeland Security and inform them that there is some folks shouting in what sounds like Arabic down the hall and that you're hiding under your desk...if they ask you if the folks shouting down the hall are armed, tell them that you can't see what's happening from underneath your desk. And, if they then ask you if there have been shots fired, tell them that "You're recording this, right?! Somebody will be fired if someone doesn't do something about this immediately!!" -
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Re: Quick
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 11:20 AMI swear to god, I had some coworkers get into an argument over who got to slice the fucking piece of shit birthday cake. So throw a knife into the argument and see who wins. "Two men enter, one man leaves".
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Re: Quick
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 11:40 AMPush the Fire Alarm button..............................
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Re: Quick
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 11:53 AMask them to hold your lit sticks of dynamite and RUN! -
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Re: Quick
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 12:12 PMseems like they're hard of hearing. give them both megaphones. -
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Re: Quick
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 4:07 PMthe the pot of office coffee at their crotch areas.
if this requires two hands and two pots of coffee, so be it. -
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Wed, April 16, 2008 - 4:08 PMTHROW the pot of office coffee at their crotch areas.
if this requires two hands and two pots of coffee, so be it.
double post.
goddamned windows operating system. -
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Re: Quick
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 7:46 AMCan you steal anything from the desks of the co-workers while they are distracted? Now is the time to upgrade that stapler. -
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Re: Quick
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 10:48 AMStapler?! Come on, be bold. Go for the chair! If her ass is bigger than yours she has probably left a nice warm dent for ya. -
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Thu, April 17, 2008 - 10:51 AMDefinitely steal big. Take over the best cubicle. -
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Re: Quick
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 1:53 PMHeck, just politely point out to them that they'll be much better able to resolve their contretemps on tribe. Screaming problem solved! -
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Re: Quick
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 1:55 PMMaybe we need more info - what are they fighting about?
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Re: Quick
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 3:39 PMPull out a sniper rifle and pick them off one at a time. -
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Re: Quick
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 3:42 PMsniper rifles are for pussies. This is close in work, use a knife watch em bleed.
JSin
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Re: Quick
Fri, April 18, 2008 - 2:10 AMScatter sharp objects over the hallway ?
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Re: Quick
Fri, April 18, 2008 - 6:00 AMHold up cards that read "6.1" and "2.7".
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Re: Quick
Sun, April 20, 2008 - 8:54 PMStart a moaning match in accounts receivable.
