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My rotten boss is finally gone! How can I continue to blame my lack of accomplishments on him? I mean, I can't come right out and say I'm a lazy, good-for-nothing son-of-a-bitch, can I?
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Re: Excuses
Sun, November 1, 2009 - 7:27 PMActually, you can claim delayed workplace stress and related PTSD disorder, if the boss hasn't *actually* been around lately. That, or turn up tomorrow with a case of selective amnesia, brought on by copier toner - in either case, you should be able to claim both FMLA and Workers' Comp pretty easily, and get some free days off without risking your job - wooooooooooo!!! -
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Re: Excuses
Sun, November 1, 2009 - 7:29 PMP.S., be sure and say "PTSD disorder" when describing your condition, as redundancy makes it sound like you are that much more off your nut, which is what you want. You'll get points for authenticity, I'm sure!
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Re: Excuses
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 12:19 AMAs long as it's true, you should say it. -
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Re: Excuses
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 5:57 AMGet a cardboard standout of your boss for the lobby.
Your co-workers will play along,
scapegoats are the cornerstone of the American capitalist system!
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