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So, a really good friend of mine has kidney stones regularly. What would you suggest that my friend do about this very painful habit forming addiction of his.
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Sun, June 28, 2009 - 11:04 PMhe should regularly fight with the cops. -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Mon, June 29, 2009 - 9:34 AMAbove all, he should post everything related to it on You Tube, or better yet get Katie Couric to host something live on nationally broadcast television.
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Mon, June 29, 2009 - 12:29 PMI think he should wear a really tight corset and go horseback riding.
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Mon, June 29, 2009 - 1:07 PMThey break these up with ultrasound, right?
He ("your friend") should go to punk rock gigs and stand by the amps. The sound waves will break up the kidney stones to a powder tthat will pass painlessly when he urinates.
He must certainly not wear earplugs as this would slow the process. -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Mon, June 29, 2009 - 1:31 PMTo donate money to the Rock the Kidney Stone Concert, call 1-900-666-1212. Operators are standing by. Won't you please help?
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Mon, June 29, 2009 - 9:59 PMHe tried bicycling. It didn't work though. Any more thoughts on what might help him over the hump on this one?
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 5:04 AMPrepare him a meal containing soybean crackers, rhubarb, spinach, beets, swiss char, wheat germ, okra, with sweet potatoes on the side, black Indian tea as a beverage, and chocolate covered peanuts for dessert. -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 6:15 AMHe's just waiting for someone to help him break those kidney stones into smaller, more urethra friendly kidney pebbles.
Next time you see him, surprise him with several swift kicks to the bladder~
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 3:55 PMtrade them in for sharon stone. -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 4:02 PMOliver Stone could form a conspiracy theory as to why your friend must suffer.
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 4:35 PMHe could have his name legally changed to William Shatner, and sell them on eBay.
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 12:21 AMHE SHOULD GO FROM ONE COAST TO THE OTHER. USING A SERIES OF MODES OF TRANSPORTATION, LIKE FIRST A CAR, THEN THE BUS, THEN A PLANE, AND THEN CROSS A RIVER IN A TUGBOAT, AND THEN MAYBE A TRAIN OR A DONKEY. -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 11:16 AMStone Cold Steve Austin could shove a beercan up his pee hole, then give him a stunner. -
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Wed, July 1, 2009 - 1:23 PMAh, memories. I remember at my first job, when I was only 17, some 40-year old geezer insisted on telling me about his kidney stone, and told me with crazy eyes how he would have gladly cut it out of himself if only somebody had handed him a rusty knife. There's something really wrong about telling a virgin about something bad coming out of your pee pee hole. -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 2:41 PMThe one I had came halfway down my member while I was waiting for Blue Cross to give me a referral.
I finally fished it out with a tool I had made from a large paperclip.
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 5:32 PMGood thing you're not a virgin anymore...
wink, wink, nudge, nudge -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 6:42 PMI'm glad I have a short pee hole.
Here you go: just cut the whole durn thing off! -
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Re: Romancing A Stone
Wed, July 1, 2009 - 7:14 PMActually, finding the right piece of wire was the challenge.
It needed to be rigid, but narrow.
Most paperclips would have worked on a shorter bit of urethera,
but I had to settle for something a little thicker than I would have preferred in order to get deep enough in there.
Once it was dislodged from the inflamed tissue immediately surrounding it, I probably could have just squeezed it out,
but I wanted to get it over with, since I now had a loop jammed in there in such a way that the stone probably needed to come out first.
The last thing I needed was a kidney stone and a mangled paperclip squirting with a liter of bloody urine out into my pants while I was
on the job massaging the feet of someone listening to new age music.
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