One of my co-workers was audibly pooting while talking to three of us. We tried to pretend not to hear it until she walked away. What is the correct thing to do when someone is pooting at work, while talking aobut something else? Is it appropriate to change the subject and acknowledge the poot?
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 10:16 AMget everyone to join in on a call & response. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 10:35 AMpull down your pants and piss on his or her feet while acting as if nothing is out of the ordinary. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 11:04 AMabsolutly it is okay.. Pointing and laughing really loud is okay too -
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 11:22 AMBreathe deep the stench and aroma...
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 12:19 PMIt is best to say "Excuse me did you say something?" And ask her to repeat it for clarity's sake. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 1:15 PMYou can legally kill them at this point.
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 3:03 PMIt's that place you go to get coffee and toilet paper. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 3:03 PMWhen you don't want to pay for it. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 4:18 PMFarts contain estrogen. She SO wants you...
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>>> when you don't want to pay for it <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:36 AMI thought that was what Starbucks was for.
I go to the bathroom first, masturbate and spooge on the wall. Then I shit on the floor (a good squirt always makes me feel like shitting) and steal the toilet paper. On my way out I just stand by the place where the suckers go to pick up their coffee and wait for something I like to be served; I just grab it and leave. The fool who's already paid $3 for a cup of coffee will just expect them to make another one, and what wage-slave is stupid enough to come out from behind the counter to tangle with a foul-smelling obviously crazy person to save the boss $3? -
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Re: >>> when you don't want to pay for it <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:43 AMOh man, I had all sorts of world saving, PC reasons for not going to Starbucks. Thanks for giving me a more down to earth and just plain gross one! I feel much better now! -
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Re: >>> when you don't want to pay for it <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:50 AMtouch yourself with a cheese grater, you'll feel even better and you don't have to remember anyone's name in the morning!
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 4:25 PMWhenever I fart at work I like to blame it in my students.
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 4:46 PMaccompany your co-worker's farting with a theramin!
charge admission.
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 6:20 PMI think joining in is the right advice. With four, you can do barbershop harmony. Gives gaslighting a whole new meaning.
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 7:01 PMAsk her about her pet Mexican barking spider.
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Re: Farting at Work
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 7:02 PMfarting while talking is like a body's subconscious polygraph. your co-worker's body is trying to communicate to you that he or she is lying like a dog. stand up haughtily and tell your co-worker ,
"your farts betray you! i demand the truth"
and don't back down until you get it.
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Re: Farting at Work
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 8:37 AMShe's just talking out her ass, -
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Re: Farting at Work
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:00 AMask her if she needs new panties with that last statement. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:05 AMBuy her a llama. She'll get the clue. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:29 AMWhen I heard it, I actually thought she was wearing rubber panties and the sound was her thighs rubbing together. You never know in SF. Everybody's kinky under their clothes... -
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>>> everybody's kinky under their clothes <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:38 AMI guess so, but mainly the people who aren't wearing fetish gear outerwear to begin with. -
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Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:44 AMIf I tell you about the other guy at work who was wearing underwear that beeped occassionally, I know you're all going to want to take my job... it's a madhouse, I tells ya! -
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Re: >>> everybody's kinky under their clothes <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:45 AMBeeped? What, was that like a daily masturbation alarm clock or something? -
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Re: >>> everybody's kinky under their clothes <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 11:07 AMIt's still one of the great mysteries of the office, but I'm guessing some sort of dominacne thing, where he has to call Master every time his crotch beeps. He and I were in a private meeting once, and his crotch beeped. I asked him, "Um, do you have to get that?" and he said, "No, that just means my cake is done." Ok....??? -
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Re: >>> everybody's kinky under their clothes <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 11:27 AMGreat, now I have the lyrics to MacArthur Park stuck in my head! -
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Re: >>> everybody's kinky under their clothes <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 11:41 AM>I have the lyrics to MacArthur Park stuck in my head!
Be patient. Some anonymous psycho stalker alt will be around soon to distract you soon enough...better to think of some lyrics that'll scare them away!
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Re: >>> everybody's kinky under their clothes <<<
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 11:36 AMNext time, reply: "Say, I'd like to try that cake sometime...what kind of frosting do you use?"
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Re: Farting at Work
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 4:14 PMsniff sniff: "Is somebody curing a ham?"
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Re: Farting at Work
Thu, April 10, 2008 - 1:28 AMactually, i save my farts for work. it's how i get even w/my boss. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Thu, April 10, 2008 - 1:59 AMI'm so tired today, and the moment I logged on and saw there was a new post in this thread happened to be the exact moment my boss sent me an email, and, in my bleariness, I imagined the header of this thread was the header of his email. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Thu, April 10, 2008 - 9:53 AMThen you should email him back with a bad advice response about farting. -
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Re: Farting at Work
Thu, April 10, 2008 - 10:25 AM7:30am. Breakfast begins with the remnants of last nights Super Burrito.
9am. Small carton of Milk at your desk.
9:15am Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................
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