The Weirdest Thing....

topic posted Tue, May 13, 2008 - 9:11 AM by  Wicked One
Ok, so our office building is remodeling floor by floor, and they moved us from one florr to another during construction. The women's bathroom looks exactly the same as on the previous floor..... BUT.... all the toilet seats seem to be uneven: each of them is higher on the right than on the left, leaving one to an uneven sitting bathroom experience. I know it's not my ass that has changed, because other toilet seats feel even. What can I do? It's very disturbing to have one's ass higher by an inch or so on the right while trying to feel secure and concentrate on the matter at hand....
  • Re: The Weirdest Thing....

    Tue, May 13, 2008 - 11:24 AM
    go to the nearest abortion clinic, "borrow" a third term fetus , the curled position of jr. or sara aborted will fit nicely under your ass.

    be sure to flush after a couple of uses. they will flatten and begin to decompose rather quickly. they also go great with fava beans, btw.

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