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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:27 PMFirst things first. You'll want to prevent the Dreaded Hangover, so be sure to hydrate well. Chug about 12 gallons of plain water before you go on your bender.
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:34 PMBinge on Sharps and O’Douls.
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 3:47 PMGet out the cleavage - you don't want to pay for this, do you?
Put on some lipstick, and then say in your prettiest pout while looking at the bartender, "I'd like one of everything."
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 4:54 PMsince alchohol is nothing but the spit of the devil, i suggest getting your kicks another way. try praying. or meditating. or eating a whole bottle of nutmeg, and a bunch of bananna peels.
and anyway, have you heard about a little thing called "prohibition"?! hello, alchohol is totally illegal!!!
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 4:58 PMever hear of punch drunk?
call a female american gladiator a carpet munching bull dyke and point out the stubble on her pecs before tossing a mug of beer in her face and knocking over her brand new harley.
and snatch her girlfriend's cigar as you pass her. why has she got a cylindrical object in her mouth anyway? for bonus points/punches, you could point out this little bit to verna/vernon. -
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:44 PMI wanna get drunk too! we should get drunk together and start fights.
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 7:15 PMyour avatar says you're in the netherlands. That's a problem. the netherlands are quite conservative with such things. they'd never allow aclohol. you have to move.
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 2:42 AMhow about this - i am drunk, and screw you! -
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Re: I wanna get drunk
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 3:37 AMDo shots- I recommend a drink called 'Ipecac'
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