My boss continuously brags about how she knows everybody elses job in the office and can do those jobs better than them. And will say it to their face, which I kind of respect but find her tone condescending and petty and just plain fucking annoying.
How do I get her to shut up?
How do I get her to shut up?
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Re: bah!
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 9:23 AMtell her that part of your job is to masturbate in the restroom.
then take her to the men'sroom and have her give you a hand. -
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Re: bah!
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 11:01 AMbuy her a red stapler and shove her in the basement
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Re: bah!
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 11:16 AMBest I can tell is to make it part of your job to do something she has trouble doing without assistance.
Perhaps you should take her to the basement. Tie her up beat her and fuck her in the ass.
I have generally found women to be very compliant after you have given them what they are surely asking for.
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Re: bah!
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 11:26 AM
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Re: bah!
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 6:42 AMDuct tape does wonders. Bandage your head so you won't hear her nagging.
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Re: bah!
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 7:53 AMput her in her place...in a pit in a remote location. she'll scream quite a bit but, no one will hear her. -
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Re: bah!
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 6:17 AMViolence alone is rarely a good solution to conflicting energies in the workplace.
You need to have a conversation with your boss to explain your feelings.
A good model for the conversation might be:
"I know you're extremely well-qualified, and I want you to know I appreciate that in a boss.
But when you say this----whatever it was she said the last time this encounter repeated itself ------
I feel this -." Then punch her in the stomach.
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Re: bah!
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 6:25 AMbring her ricin cookies and oleander tea.
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Re: bah!
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 11:01 AMBrian, wake up!
she is insecure, obviously
and how do you shut up insecure people?
with love Brian...love.
it's your job to love her... completely
expressing that love continually and rhythmically
she may have another "name" for this love
but, as you've already said, you don't want to listen to her anymore
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Re: bah!
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 12:42 AMwhen she is talkign to you a-bout how great she is at your job then that is when you start drooling and listing to the side
and it is also good if you wet yourself, people leave you alone then (doon't ask me how i know this) -
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Re: bah!
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 3:36 AMI was planning to fill my diploma with high-grade weed and smoke it on stage.
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Re: bah!
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 10:40 PMeverybody should collect thier work, stack it neatly on her desk to ensure it's done in an efficient professional manor then it's WOW for the rest of the day. -
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Re: bah!
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 3:51 PMjust take her on a trip to the grand canyon. her, and her little dog too....
throw hotdogs over the guard railing.....
pack her parachute with camping supplies instead... -
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Re: bah!
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 8:59 PMPlease do not throw things into the Grand Canyon. -
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Sat, June 7, 2008 - 10:57 PMPlease do not throw things into the Grand Canyon.
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Seriously. l can think of at least a couple of abandoned dungeons/basements that need occupants. And hey, if all else fails, l hear the Bermuda Triangle's looking for new recruits.
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Re: bah!
Sat, June 7, 2008 - 11:58 PMNah, throw your laptop in the Grand Canyon. The people at the bottom need laptops.
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