Me? I'm doing plenty already! What are YOU doing?
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 1:05 PMI'm not wearing socks.
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 1:22 PMtaking more benefiber. -
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Mon, April 7, 2008 - 1:23 PMSending money to Nigeria. -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 3:32 PMsend money to Niger instead.
you get yellow cake uranium in exchange.
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 1:47 PMum...
beneficiality?
huh? -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 1:55 PM<<um...
beneficiality?
huh? >>
oh, i read benefecesality. -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 2:08 PMi'm trying to create an extra bowel movement every day.
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Mon, April 7, 2008 - 2:16 PMre:
oh, i read benefecesality.
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is that like benefici-salty?
like good + salty. -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 2:21 PMAnd good & plenty.
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 10:21 PM<<re:
oh, i read benefecesality.
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is that like benefici-salty?
like good + salty.>>
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do an epsom salt cleansing and report back to us.
take a mouthful of your watery poo
allow it to coat your tongue as you would with a piece of the finest chocolate
close your eyes and take in every sensation recording it all in your head
use flowery connoiseur descriptions ( may help the experience. it is poo, afterall) " on the middle tongue a burst of night blooming jasmine on a warm evening", " a lemony zing tantalized the back of my tongue flooding my mouth in a deluge of saliva" and so forth.
do a good job and we'll appoint you to the position of " official poo sommolier of the BAOAS tribe on tribe.net."
you may need a straw.
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 3:19 PMPointing out how 'the more alts, the merrier'. You said you were doing plenty...
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Mon, April 7, 2008 - 4:29 PMI'm filing an unemployment claim! -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 8:51 PMReally, I've tried that, but didn't have much luck. I was probably using the wrong kind of file.
I used a rat tail file.
What file are you using? -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 8:57 PMI'm kinda embarrassed to admit this, but I use Viagra to increase my beneficiality.
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 9:01 PMI pissed in the sink. -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 9:07 PMI always piss in the sink. -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 10:02 PMi don't wash my hands after i go to the toilet, don't brush my teeth, don't use underarm deodorant (or bath), eat like a crossbred adirondack jackass, cultivate lice in my genital and underarm hair and don't go to church anymore.
i lie, i steal and let the garbage pile up in my garage.
i masturbate with the windows open so that all the neighbors can see and i dump my used cat litter on the neighbor's garden. -
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Mon, April 7, 2008 - 10:09 PMSHEKKY SHOULD BE AN INSPRIATION TO YOU ALL HE IS CREATING MORE BENEFICIALITY THAN EVERYONE ELSE, EVEN ME, AND I'M CREATING A LOT OF BENEFICIALITY ON MY OWN, LET ME TELL YOU! -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Mon, April 7, 2008 - 11:08 PMThey know...and that's why they're after you! -
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 8:38 AMHookle and Dookle!! that's all I have to say to that, Hookle and Dookle!!
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Re: What are you doing to increase beneficiality?
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 7:10 PMkilling my older relatives, one by one...
