The nice man on the radio just said my dog should have a shiny coat to be healthy. Do you think that's right? How can I make sure my dog gets a shiny coat?
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 5:41 AMyour dog needs more cardio.
Put him on his leash and tie the other end to the back of a semi. Let him run for about 4 hours at a time.
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 8:57 AMFeed your dog lots of ecstacy. The dog will rub all over everything and that should insure a shiny coat. Remember to get your dog a playmate for good doggie lovin.
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You mean a Playmate as in one of Hefner's discards?
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 2:05 PMOr some other kind, like www.citylivingstores.com/cgi-b...ry.cgi
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 9:10 AMSilver spray paint...
duh.
but be careful. You don't want the doggie to choke on the little ball bearing in the can.
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 11:48 AMthe answer is so obvious.
lure an iliano wear model with the promise of a real modeling career, take her lame pelt and give it to your dog.
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Butch wax.
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 2:02 PMBuy a case of the stuff, and smear it all over your pooch.
either in stick www.barberdepots.com/new/Luc...tick.jpg or cream www.barberdepots.com/new/Luc...reme.jpg
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 2:34 PMpuff daddy's always wearin them shiny coats. you should ask him where he got his. -
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 2:50 PMbabies. lots of babies. uncooked. with black pepper and vinegar.
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Re: Doggie Health
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 2:52 PMTake some turtle wax car polish and a high speed rotary buffer to him it works beautifully.
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Wed, March 19, 2008 - 6:12 PMDip him in shellac, 3 coats ought to do it. Along with the shine he'll be flea free and you can clean him with a damp cloth.
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Re: Doggie Health
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 1:27 PMJesus, the same way everyone gets a shiny coat.
Buy him one already.
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Re: Doggie Health
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 2:12 PMBeat up a raver in the city on Friday night. -
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Re: Doggie Health
Fri, March 21, 2008 - 4:10 PMyeah, see then you don't even have to pay for it.
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Re: Doggie Health
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 11:12 AMA nice snug latex body glove.
you can make believe your dog is one of the guild navigators from Dune
"awww, look how much he's panting, I think he's getting over heated.... so cute.
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Re: Doggie Health
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 11:44 AMlaminate that little yipper and for good measure coat him in clear nail polish.
be sure give him a fresh coat once a month.
plastination is another option. you may want to keep him on the coffee table for conversation and to scare the hell out of old ladies and small children. -
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Re: Doggie Health
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 11:46 PMNail some aluminum siding on him. -
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Re: Doggie Health
Fri, May 23, 2008 - 4:48 PMCreate an alt to resurrect old threads in bad advice tribe and then respond to the new alt's comments to give the new alt 'legitimacy'.
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Re: Doggie Health
Sun, May 25, 2008 - 7:57 PMNew Skin now comes in a spray bottle...
Amy:-)
