I'm moving!
Mostly because my upstairs neighbor was an (intentionally) holy hell.
I want to drop some rotten egges in the courtyard under her window before I go.
How long do you have to wait for eggs to go rotten? A week? A month?
Any other ideas welcome, as well.
Mostly because my upstairs neighbor was an (intentionally) holy hell.
I want to drop some rotten egges in the courtyard under her window before I go.
How long do you have to wait for eggs to go rotten? A week? A month?
Any other ideas welcome, as well.
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Re: Moving issues
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 4:17 AMBe kind and forgiving, perhaps she is in a bad mood from dropping a few rotten eggs herself- is it that time of month?
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Re: Moving issues
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 6:54 AMAssemble a fuit basket for her. Tell her how much you'll miss her. Write often, even if it's only to say, "I love you; I'm sorry; please forgive me; thank you." -
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Re: Moving issues
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 9:18 AMIt would likely be a good idea after letting her know how you feel about her to pitch a tent below her window and serenade her frequently.. You may want to have an Italian Guitarist move into the tent with you to Expidite this.
JSin
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Re: Moving issues
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 8:29 AMEggs are expensive. Just nail an eviction notice to her door. -
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Re: Moving issues
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 7:37 PMSay it with flowers. (Deadly nightshade is a flower.)
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Re: Moving issues
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 1:55 PMleave her a bouquet of termites under the front porch
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Re: Moving issues
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 4:39 PMput out word that her place is a sanctuary for all illegals. hookers and drinks free of charge.
