This women... we'll call her "the rare breed", in the office, keeps whistling in her cube.. ALLLL Day, whistle whistle... worst of all, she's choose the Oscar Myer song to whistle about 15 times.
what can I do to make her shut up??
what can I do to make her shut up??
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Re: GAH
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 3:01 PMWhere do you think she got the idea, eh? Whistle a duet. -
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Re: GAH
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 3:49 PMzing 'er with an air pellet pistol. or a paint gun. or, put up mosquito netting, and some silk trees, and play tropical music around your little island desk paradise.
put a porpoise in her cubical
chloroform
listen to barry manilow instead
watch madonna videos
taser yerself in the jugular
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Re: GAH
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 8:40 PMyou can't whistle & talk at the same time. Engage her in 8 hour cross cubicle conversations each day....(I bet she's interesting!) the time will fly by. -
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Re: GAH
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 2:24 AMStop by a music store, get the score to something you'd prefer to hear all day, and leave it on her desk. Maybe leave a harmonica with it if you want some variation.
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Re: GAH
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 9:21 AMSee if her computer monitor can fit through her pursed lips. If you increase the velocity while doing so the likelihood of success increases.
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Re: GAH
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 9:28 AMIf you can whistle everything from Rogers & Hammerstein, and then follow with Rocky Horror PictureShow, I'm sure she'll never whistle again. -
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Re: GAH
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 10:28 AMPee in her coffee mug, but only after you have eaten plenty of asparagus.
People only whistle tunes when they are chipper. Drinking asparagus pee enriched coffee with make her not so chipper.
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Re: GAH
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 11:17 AMteach her the armour hot dog song, as heard in demolition man.
