Well, there was no creamer for my coffee at work and it looks like I killed everyone before finding some milk in someone's personal refrigerator.
What should I do? Think I could some how blame it on Communists?
What should I do? Think I could some how blame it on Communists?
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 2:22 PMdrink your coffee black, clown. -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 3:48 PMThat is terrible advice. -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 4:35 PMskip the creamer and inject the coffee directly into your eyeballs
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 5:31 PMBreast milk!! Use breast milk.
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 5:32 PMJust enjoy that nice hot steaming cup of Joe. Repercussions are for sissies. Ignore the cops when they start demanding answers.
This is also a perfect time to practice that nice deep rolling evil laugh you've been working on. But drink the coffee. You need the energy. -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 6:09 PMMaybe if I turn the light in my bedroom on and off repeatedly, milk will appear. But you'll have to fight the cats for it. -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 7:31 PMI have been trying to use breast milk, but nothing comes out. I swear these damn things are useless.
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 7:44 PMMy son has been cutting back on the breastfeeding these days. Perhaps I should send you the surplus? -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 8:10 PMJust travel on over, I like to have the milk as fresh as possible.
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 8:51 PMdrink your coffee like you like your Man, Hot, Black and Strong>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hehehehehehehe -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:54 PM<<drink your coffee like you like your Man, Hot, Black and Strong>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hehehehehehehe>>
Hey, I thought he wanted my breastmilk just to get a bit of something hot, black and strong.
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:27 PMTime for a Jackson Pollack series. Think of all the textures you can get with that selection for your pallet!
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Wed, April 30, 2008 - 5:54 AMIn udda woids, talk ina fake Eye-taly'n acc-a-cent all-a day, dat's so-a dey don'na t'iink youse a wis-a guy whenna you knock over da cows. Capiche? -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Wed, April 30, 2008 - 6:11 AMFind some sour cream... shake it up instensly for a half an hour... then pour it in your cup of Joe... should work just fine!!
If that doesn't work, maybe try milking a cat? -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Wed, April 30, 2008 - 12:32 PMEvidently certain frogs can supply creamer (of a sort) and dietary advice.
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Wed, April 30, 2008 - 12:36 PMyou should always blame it on communists, always! -
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 12:53 PMActually, I've heard it's fashionable these days to blame yourself. Try that.
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Re: Ran out of creamer
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 4:02 PMyou can definately blame the communists for the lack of creamer, but i recommend blaming your therapist for the mass murder.
