fresh dirt

topic posted Fri, May 2, 2008 - 11:59 PM by  mia
I live in a secluded hilly area, we've been excavating one of the hillsides to build a shed but we're finding we have too much loose dirt, what is one supposed to do with this?
posted by:
mia
offline mia
Los Angeles
  • Re: fresh dirt

    Sat, May 3, 2008 - 1:40 AM
    mix it with water 'till thick, roll between palms of hands, bend over, look between your legs at at nearest person, make farting sounds and drop freshly rolled logs from your hands. People like the imagery.
  • Re: fresh dirt

    Sat, May 3, 2008 - 2:00 PM
    Aren't you using organic, green, environmental friendly construction materials like mud bricks? If you aren't, you should or I'm blaming your shed for global warming.
  • Re: fresh dirt

    Sun, May 4, 2008 - 6:38 AM
    Dirt isn't fresh. That's why we have an expression, "older than dirt." So sell it by the bagful as valuable antiques.
  • Re: fresh dirt

    Tue, May 6, 2008 - 5:10 PM
    set the dirt aside as you build the shed, then use the shed to store the dirt, once it's built
    • Re: fresh dirt

      Tue, May 6, 2008 - 6:43 PM
      Sell it on Ebay. Say it's Britney's poo, found at "Promises" after her last stab at rehab.
      • JM
        JM
        offline 77

        Re: fresh dirt

        Wed, May 7, 2008 - 3:35 AM
        This indicates your building site sits on an Indian burial ground. You need to get a swam to purify the site before you continue, or suffer dire consequences for the health of your loved ones.

        Try:

        www.oshorajneesh.net
  • Re: fresh dirt

    Thu, May 8, 2008 - 12:33 PM
    "Fresh Dirt": i thought it was going to be gossip about veganskater and moderator michael!
    • Re: fresh dirt

      Thu, May 8, 2008 - 7:14 PM
      Are you kidding? Michael only gets dirty with guys. And Veganskater...well, she sticks vegetables you-know-where!

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