Some fool institution is giving me a diploma in front of an audience today. How should I share my gratitude and appreciation in front of everybody?
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 12:20 PMRenounce your diploma and the institution to make a personal statement. Refuse to reconsider. Then head to Zimbabwe to continue a worldly education.
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 1:36 PMI'm going to a celebration today. I'll be bringing a bottle of Jim Beam. you could do that too. pass it around. especially to the guys on stage. Show your appreciation.
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 2:17 PMRemember, it's NOT graduation. It's commencement. You commence to pay back your loans, you commence to work for a living, you commence to be a "normal hoomin bean" and enjoy it. -
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 1:21 AMa spirited rendition of 'masturabation on the mount'. -
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 8:10 AM>Some fool institution is giving me a diploma <
Really? Barber or Clown College?
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 10:06 PMi think everybody would enjoy a rendition of Wind Beneith My Wings at the podeum -
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 3:46 AMor perhaps a pre-op transsexual singing Doris Day?
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 11:19 AMremember to bring your rifle, for the skeet shooting session at the end! -
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 11:22 AMGraduation certificates used to be made out of sheepskin. Bring your own sheep and perform a demonstration. -
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Tue, May 20, 2008 - 3:45 PMfor home ec, make your own sheepskin condoms. mmm, sheepguts....... -
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 8:58 PMI'll have to put that on my next syllabus: Required Reading: Sheep Entrails.
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Re: grad-jee-ay-shin
Sun, May 25, 2008 - 7:55 PM
use your hat as your serving tray
and start by seeing if any one needs anything from the bar...
Amy:-)
