-
Re: Packing for LA
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 7:22 PMYou've got the latest fashionable seal fur coat, yes?
-
Re: Packing for LA
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 8:56 PMPack your fake tits, a big ego and dellusions of stardom along with a willingness to prostitute yourself to achieve said stardom. There just simply aren't enough transplants with these things in this town. -
-
Re: Packing for LA
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 9:54 PMI thought that was a basic survival kit for LA
JSin -
-
Re: Packing for LA
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 10:15 PMDon't be silly. The basic survival kit comes with a bullet proof vest for drive by shootings and a bag of oranges.
-
-
-
Re: Packing for LA
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 10:35 PMyou should bring your pile of bricks, becasue you can't g3et those in L.A. and you'll need them at auditions
-
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 3:34 AMCocaine, insecurity masked by an inflated ego, some self-absorption, and something to clear up that infection. -
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 3:46 AMGeez. After all that, kind of makes you not even want to go to LA, doesn't it?
If I were you, I'd change my plans and go to Tulsa. -
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 11:06 AMTulsa? Say it three times fast to get the pace of the city. Definitely better'n LA, especially if you all want to get into motion pictures!
-
-
-
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 5:13 AMBring a Surfer-to-English dictionary, fer shure. Get the books-on-tape version of The Joys of Yiddish so you can sound like a third-generation Angeleno. You could use an attitude that everything was better "back there" and that everyone in LA is a phony. It wouldn't hurt to be a phony, either. Bring lots of your neighbor's stuff to sell because you'll need it for the rent. Bring lots of clothes and a subscription to the movie-of-the-week-on-DVD club; they don't have clothes or movies in LA, you know. Leave your lungs behind; you can't use 'em and they'll just get damaged.
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 6:33 AMpick up some of that fabled mid-west meth on the way, you'll need a source of income and a little something to boost your deflated ego after you realize you don't quite meet the beauty standards of LA. -
-
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 7:56 AMBring a giant blow-up middle finger for driving on the freeways in LA. It's how everybody there says "howdy". And of course, guns.
-
-
-
Re: Packing for LA
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 10:27 AMIsn't LA the Temple of High Colonics?
-
