disinformation

topic posted Sun, October 25, 2009 - 7:06 PM by  shekky
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so bob has given me an idea with his swine-fly-pig-latin thread.

i am usually on the radio once a week. what lies and rumors should i spread while i'm on the air?
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shekky
SF Bay Area
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  • Re: disinformation

    Sun, October 25, 2009 - 8:05 PM
    Rush Limbaugh staged a coup. He named himself president for life and appointed Ann Coulter vice president.
  • Re: disinformation

    Thu, October 29, 2009 - 3:39 PM
    the swine flu vaccine is available for free at all 7-Elevens and Circle Ks with the purchase of a Slurpee or lotto ticket.
    • Re: disinformation

      Sun, November 1, 2009 - 1:08 PM
      Oooo - and I heard that they're using these *great* straws for administering FluMist! www.flickr.com/photos/setch/4007988766/ I'm going to go get the vaccine, like, 3 or 4 times now, so I can collect the cool straws!
      • Re: disinformation

        Thu, November 5, 2009 - 6:58 AM
        My hubby went to 7-11 and bought me every straw. That's love : ). No vaccine, though. Dang.
        • Re: disinformation

          Thu, November 5, 2009 - 1:57 PM
          Somebody called NPR and said the vaccine was a government attempt to reduce the population. So you know it must be true. Note they are now pushing the vaccine on the over 50 group, those heading for a retirement we can't finance.
          • Re: disinformation

            Thu, November 5, 2009 - 5:19 PM
            The conspiracy is actually not to reduce the population as such, but to reduce the proportion of the population which does not work and pay taxes.

            That's why all female immigrants now have to get the HPV vaccine.

            In a few years, they'll finally admit that" - oh, yeah - I guess it really DOES reduce fertility... but you can't prove that any specific woman had one less child because of it, so there are no damages to be paid... "etc.

            Foreign women are still welcome to enter the U.S. in order to flip burgers, mop floors, and make themselves sexually available to fat, white,
            middle-aged Republican oxycontin addicts. They just aren't quite as welcome to make any babies that these men will legally have to support.

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