Um, some people don't seem to quite get the concept of BAD ADVICE. What should I do to enlighten them?
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Re: Geesh
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 1:52 PMThat's what whiskey, a stick of dynamite, and a lit see-gar is useful for. Or an Uzi...I mean, uh, AND an uzi! -
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Re: Geesh
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 4:16 PMa kick in the genitals, six shots of jaegermeister and a ten minute cussing out...
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Re: Geesh
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 5:09 PMre:
Um, some people don't seem to quite get the concept of BAD ADVICE. What should I do to enlighten them?
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As you probably recall, there is a very strict intelligence requirement, aptitude test, and bad-advice-honor-pledge required for admission to this tribe.
you can remind people that they tested well and signed the pledge in order to join.
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Re: Geesh
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 5:15 PMSo Michael, does that mean I don't get to use the Uzi? -
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Re: Geesh
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 5:29 PMWell, didn't you pledge to use the Uzi? Of course you get to use the Uzi...with the Chinese military surplus rounds (rejected by the Afgani Military--so you know these babies rock!) as supplied by a 22-year old USG contracting weapons dealer.
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Re: Geesh
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 4:16 PMtry smiting them with boils and assorted pestilence.
works for me.
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Re: Geesh
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 6:41 PMenlighten them?
just light them. i'll bring kindling and kerosene.
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Re: Geesh
Thu, April 3, 2008 - 1:21 AMActually I am doing a deck tear down and have a couple handy splinter filled pressure treated 4x6s... I think a rectal exploration with one of them will do the trick.
The advantage to this approach is allows them to learn from their mistakes.
JSin
