So, I've been re-doing my bedroom, re-arranging the furniture, cleaning up the dust bunnies, taking down the drapes and putting up lacy white sheers. I even tried to replace the brass & glass octagonal ceiling light fixture with something more feminine: a retro glass fixture. It was supposed to be pink. When the light shines thru it, it is white. However, when the light is off, the fixture takes on more of a flesh color than pink -in fact, it looks like a giant boob hanging from my ceiling A giant boob witha giant, shiny brass nipple. What should I do?
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Re: Redecorating
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 12:39 PMWhy, suckle, of course. Nothing wrong with a giant boob in your bedroom, unless it's your hubby. -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 1:26 PMI'm not sure what the problem is here, you did say you wanted something more feminine, right?
Maybe you should consider getting a penis shaped lamp to go with it?? -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 5:52 PMUm, get matching wall sconces? -
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:41 PMDecorate the door to look like a vag.
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 8:42 PMI see absolutely nothing wrong with the light fixture, nothing at all.......
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 11:55 PMWe should revisit this topic again next month.
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:23 AMThat's sure a hard luck story, Wicked. I took up a collection at the office, and the gang is pleased to present you with a case of #3 ball bearings, a 2004 calendar from some insurance guy, and a box of donut crumbs. Enjoy! -
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Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:55 AMBob's just jealous. I'm going to wallpaper in baby bottles just for you, Bob!
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 3:55 PMget a matching light fixture to install next to it. then put-up some scaffolding so you can screw the ceiling!
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Thu, May 1, 2008 - 9:37 PMFound a couch for you: sobad1.tribe.net/photos/44...39a5042df4
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Sun, May 4, 2008 - 8:22 AMbuild that nancy reagan sculpture you've dreamed of.
dedicate it to her other boob, ronnie "do it...eh...with a gimp in the woodchipper" reagan. -
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Sun, May 4, 2008 - 10:04 AMfill the woodchipper w/jellybeans, for padding. i don't want anybody to get hurt, ya know.
safety first, that's my motto. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 2:02 PM8 Inch Dildo Wallpaper would be a nice touch. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 2:54 PMCan I photoshop my own (used) dildo to make wallpaper? That would be kewl. -
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Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:40 PMProbably not, but you may be able to generate some wallpaper adhesive.
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