Help.. My finance wants to get a ferret for a pet. I don't want to get a stinky long rat for our house. What can I do to detour him from getting this pet?
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Re: A rat
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 1:39 PMyou should get a rat so that you already have a rat for a pet. you should drill holes in the wall and then the rats can come in at will so that you will already have rats and then he won't feel the need to get more.
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Re: A rat
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 1:41 PMsecretly fill your walls with gopher snakes, the ferret will disappear and no blame will come your way ;)
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Re: A rat
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:43 PMStart saying "You dirty rat" every time he brings up the idea. Make sure to use the accent.
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Re: A rat
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 8:05 PMIn some countries they eat rats and other rodents, find and post recipies for them around the house
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Re: A rat
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 11:54 PMRats are scared of eagles...get an eagle to scare the rat away.
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Re: A rat
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 9:26 AMTake him on a sniffing tour of the Paris Metro. The ferret won't seem quite so bad afterwards. -
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Re: A rat
Wed, April 30, 2008 - 3:47 AMJust smile, agree with him and get a ferret.
Then poison it.
I mean, you don't want to start disagreeing about things like that when you're planning to get married. Right? -
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Re: A rat
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 12:55 PMtry eating his fingers off, then ask him how he plans to take care of a ferret when he doesn't have any fingers. Leave the ring finger, of course...
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