it's my birfday today! what's the environmentally-responsible way to celebrate it?
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 11:05 AMburial in a salvaged pine box. -
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 11:18 AMShit in your neighbors' yard and call it fertilizer. Invite your friends. -
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 11:25 AMHave a friend chop you into pieces and feed the birds.
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 2:26 PMif you kill yourself it will be easy for everyone to figure out how old you are/were. -
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 3:57 PM"Have a friend chop you into pieces and feed the birds."
Or... feed them to your friends. Fuck the birds.
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 7:59 PMNothing say's "inviromentally-friendly" like a skull full of maggots, -
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 8:05 PMCouldn't you do something to commemorate the Olympics instead, like llight your hair on fire and run along the course the torch was originally supposed to run through SF? -
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 8:22 PMgo to your compost bin.
scoop out as many eight ounce scoops of schnarvus from your compost bin as years you are old.
invite that number of friends to an "extra special birthday dinner" this coming saturday night.
serve them the schnarvus. if you don't have enough compost bin schnarvus, substitute microwaved vomit (you'll see after sticking your face in the compost bucket for a half hour or so) or your cat's hairballs.
remember--as many scoops of compost bin schlarve as years you are old!
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Re: happy bday to me
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 8:21 PMToast yourself with a goblet of distilled cow farts.
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Tue, April 15, 2008 - 10:32 AMCreate as many new alts as years you've been on Terra. -
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Re: happy bday to me
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 1:07 AMMake them all large-pectoraled and burly and hopelessly in love with Timbo. -
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Re: happy bday to me
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 1:18 AMBut remember TOU Guy is your friend in this endeavor. Enlist his help and then blame me if your love turns sour. Because, I really crave all the attention from all those folks who've been unsubscribed for lovin' too much.
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Re: happy bday to me
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 1:12 AMHappy birthday !
*Blokes switches off lights to help save the environment*
*Pours petrol on tyre for heating and light..*
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Re: happy bday to me
Wed, April 16, 2008 - 1:22 PMthanks everyone for the great suggestions, though i have to admit i didn't follow any of them. instead, i spent my birthday curled into a fetal position on the floor in my closet, cowering silently until the intruders in my living room went away.
it's weird - they left the place totally decorated, as if they used my apartment to celebrate someone else's birthday! spooky! -
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Re: happy bday to me
Sat, April 19, 2008 - 4:42 PMYou were wise to hide. If they had caught wind of the fact that it was your birthday too they'd have had to cut you in half in orfer to count the rings and see how old you are..uh...were. -
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Re: happy bday to me
Sun, April 20, 2008 - 1:45 AMits yer birthday - treat yourself to a six pack of rectal burrowing nutria. yowee!
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