besides crabs?
I love crabs, they are so tasty, but right now I have more crabs than I know what to do with, so thanks but no thanks on the crabs!
I love crabs, they are so tasty, but right now I have more crabs than I know what to do with, so thanks but no thanks on the crabs!
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sat, April 26, 2008 - 6:58 PMA guest TV spot appearance on Deadliest Sexual Catch.
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sat, April 26, 2008 - 7:49 PMA punch in the face and a kick in the dick
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sat, April 26, 2008 - 9:05 PMA dirty merkin used by an Amsterdam hooker so you'll always have an extra place to keep your crabs. -
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 4:10 AMTed, you are now old enough to know- tubgirl is your mom. Congratulations and happy birthday!
PS- hit me up on Father's Day, and I'lll let you in on a secret regarding Goatse.
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 10:35 AMI always give the gift of The Generic Bleeding Together of Prefabricated Mental Categories wrapped in a shiny sheet of middle-shelf Protestant shame.
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 11:20 AMIs it a pork bow or a beancurd bow? I just want to make sure so we don't give him the same gift...
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 6:03 PMWhat do WE get YOU? Listen, guy, first WE get invited to your birthday party. Then we're gonna lick the icing off your cake and stick the noisemakers up your nose. If that's not good enough, we might just get you a case of crabs. -
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 9:34 AMA manatee corpse I lovingly refer to as "Moosecakes" -
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:37 PMa chocolate river. -
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 1:03 PMA rusty trombone.
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Thu, May 1, 2008 - 4:20 PMa one-way ticket to your mother's womb. be sure to bring your crabs!
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 4:47 AMa weeked with star jones, seems her gay husband is leaving so, you know she's hot to go. you may explore all fhe nooks, crannies and crevasses of her cellulite. who knows there just may be an extra surprise in one of her folds...elizabeth hasselback's bible on tape, barbara walters's dentures, her old chair from the view and if you're super lucky, a bucket of smothered chicken stewwing in star's own special gravy!
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 6:21 AMSyphilus
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 6:47 AMAn uninspired list of quasi-taboo suggestions which in its attempt to be at once provocative and humorous succeeds at neither.
Also bleeding skirt steak panties with live razor clam labia.
