this woman

topic posted Thu, October 29, 2009 - 7:20 PM by  offlineshekky
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so i'm friends with this woman who's fifteen years younger than me. i really like her and i get the feeling that she really likes me, but she doesn't WANT me. how do i get her to WANT me?
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shekky
SF Bay Area
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  • Re: this woman

    Fri, October 30, 2009 - 9:49 AM
    1) Put your hand on her belly.

    2) Sniff her hair, conspicuously.

    3) Murmur in her ear: "I want the eggs".

    If that doesn't do it, nothing will.
  • Re: this woman

    Sat, November 7, 2009 - 1:26 PM
    What you need to do is pay for her college, pay for her car, buy her a house, a TV, an iPhone, give her shared access to all your accounts, put her in your will as the sole beneficiary, etc...and then she'll want you bad, dude. Check it out.

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