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I'm cooking a lobster tail for dinner. My usual test for doneness is the tail gets springy enough to really thwack a bystander, maybe knocking them unconscious for a few minutes. Trouble is, I'm alone tonight. How will I know when it's safe to eat?
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Re: A little tail
Sun, October 18, 2009 - 5:44 PMIf you want safe tail, give it a roofie. -
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Re: A little tail
Sun, October 18, 2009 - 9:47 PMGlorpemfud. GLORPEMFUD!! I cannnot stress this enough when eating lobster tails, GLORPEMFUD, then go ahead and eat it.
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Re: A little tail
Tue, October 20, 2009 - 10:33 PMIf it knocks some sense into you, it's safe to eat. -
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Wed, October 21, 2009 - 4:20 AM> If it knocks some sense into you, it's safe to eat.
Then I might as well throw it away. Or maybe eat it raw. What do you think? -
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Re: A little tail
Wed, October 21, 2009 - 5:02 AMeat it frozen-
lobstercicle! -
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Re: A little tail
Wed, October 21, 2009 - 6:45 AMthrow it against the wall, like noodles, if it sticks, it's ready! -
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Wed, October 21, 2009 - 11:16 AMoh, oh I want some date rape drugs too!! -
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Wed, October 21, 2009 - 9:08 PMDid you know that the pilgrims thought lobsters were a kind of spider? You shouldn't be eating spiders. -
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Re: A little tail
Wed, October 21, 2009 - 10:50 PMCrabs are a kind of spider Wicked, and yes you may eat crabs,
especially these, they keep me up all night with their biting and scratching!! -
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Re: A little tail
Thu, October 22, 2009 - 12:40 PMSpam is popular again. Just so you know, there are other options.
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Re: A little tail
Fri, October 23, 2009 - 4:48 PMThe best way is just to take the live lobster and leave it on top of your radiator for about 72 hours.
The tail will be done. -
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Re: A little tail
Fri, October 23, 2009 - 5:34 PMIf you leave it in the car overnight next to a lemon, will it become ceviche? -
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Re: A little tail
Fri, October 23, 2009 - 8:24 PMCeviche is the worst seafood advice anyone can give...
THREADKILLER!! -
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Re: A little tail
Sat, October 24, 2009 - 12:14 PMIf you're all alone, why not just microwave it?
Which, now that I think of it, is also good advice for how to get one's cat to snuggle more.
Actually, microwaving might be the answer to a whole host of questions.
Someone should write a book about it: "How I Learned to Relax, Stop Worrying, and Microwave." -
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Sat, October 24, 2009 - 12:56 PM> microwaving might be the answer to a whole host of questions
Good. I've been wondering how to trick Shekky into playing a request. I think microwaving just may do the trick. -
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Sat, October 24, 2009 - 1:03 PMI just microwaved my cat because he wouldnt snuggle. -
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Sat, October 24, 2009 - 1:30 PMWith housepets, I need to make a small disclaimer:
Microwaving only works for about 48 hours. After that, you need to alternate with the freezer every 10 hours or so. -
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Sat, October 24, 2009 - 1:36 PMOh. By that, I did not mean that you should alternate 10 hours in the freezer with 10 hours in the microwave.
But when your snuggle session is done, simply replace the pet in the freezer. It can be microwaved again for ten minutes or so when you're ready to snuggle again.
Microwaving a pet for 10 hours would be very bad for it. I hope no one thought I meant that.
For pets you're very attached to, you might want to invest in a deep freezer.
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