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looks like i've finally be outed.
no more hiding behind my "Online Avatar"
tribes.tribe.net/wildapacheisaloser
however, due to woeful neglectfulness on my part
(and not near enough martini consumption)
my coven of assholes seems to have stagnated in growth
how do you suggest i increase membership?
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 1:30 PMI bet if you baked a cake and posted a pic of it in your profile that they'd come around. -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 2:33 PMOffer to do sexy times with anyone who joins. Also being a Reverend/Clown helps, especially during sexy times. -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 3:16 PMi joined. ha! -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 3:39 PMwell, just so you know
my offer/vouchers "to do sexy times" with tribers expired in 2006 -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 4:12 PMYou could always do it again...for old times sake. -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 4:14 PMsexy cake times, Timbo? -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 4:55 PMSo my coupon for a "rusty trombone" is no longer valid? -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 5:11 PMTell em Paris Hilton, Ann Coulter and Octomom will be there all coked up and ready to service:
ie. offer something for everyone!
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 5:12 PMbad advice? DO NOT frequent any of the alt sex tribes! Those people are very selective--I'm sure they would have nothing to do with you.
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 8:12 PMHi, Dave, sweetie! :o* -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 2:28 PMwell, hello!
but i meant i joined the 'fuck WA & her asshole friends' or whatever it is tribe.
it's dumb. one day in & i'm already thinking about leaving.
apache, in your defense, i asked alex where (his?) picture is. no answer yet.
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 5:45 PMMaking the tribe private is a good start. People are always intrigued when they're excluded, and they'll work really hard to break in. Also change the name to "sarahpalinislooser" and you'll get hundreds, if not tens, of Republican operatives in there.
If you really lost something, I can probably help look for it. -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 6:46 PMYou could call it cabal-la and give everyone pretty red strings.
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 6:55 PMI was specifically promised sexy time when I joined this coven... -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 8:13 PMWait, wait - but I really, REALLY want sexy time!!! :o( -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 11:52 PMput on two or three pairs of underwear. exercise heavily. soak the sweat from your nut sack and taint up with either toilet paper and paper towels. squeeze the sweat from the underwear onto your paper products, too. dab the sweat-soaked toilet/paper towels all over your face and neck and head out to a strip club.
do i need to explain what will happen next? -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 8:01 AMTake your left over Halloween candy.. smear it all over your bod and mark yourself with a sign reading: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
that'll shoot skank to the roof and probably get you more members!! -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 9:13 AMgood one SN
but i'll have to borrow some of your skank, erm i mean candy ; )
as i'm fresh out over here.
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 9:11 AM>>exercise heavily. soak the sweat from your nut sack<<
being female and all
this might prove difficult
perhaps Michael will let me borrow his sack sweat -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 9:39 AMnah, I'm pretty sure your pal has enough for both of you =) -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 10:14 AMhuh?
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Sat, November 14, 2009 - 6:34 PM>>perhaps Michael will let me borrow his sack sweat
erm, I don't think so.
Borrow implies that I'd want it back. We all know WildA would never return a vial of nutsack sweat voluntarily.
remember that crazy astronaut lady who drove across country in a diaper to kick some lady's ass for being a man-stealing skank?
well, me driving to Colorado to get a vial of my nutsack sweat back would make the astronaut lady sound absolutely normal.
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 5:20 PM
The Requested Action Cannot Be Performed -
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Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
Sat, November 14, 2009 - 6:30 PM>>The Requested Action Cannot Be Performed
is that a response to the nutsack comment?
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